Dear Jack Thompson;

First off, I hope that you don’t respond to this letter by trying to get me arrested. I know that’s sort of your shtick. Now personally I was never a big fan of 2 live crew. I prefer the Gregorian chants. But I’m getting away from my point here.

My point is that you have both opposed violence in video games and proposed a video game more violent than any ever made. And to top it off you lied about giving money to charity. Don’t get me wrong, it’s pretty easy to lie about giving money to charity. For instance I just make believe gave a billion dollars to Child's Play. Oh there I did it again. My fake charity is much fake better than your fake charity.

But again I’m getting away from my point. Violence. You see, your anti video game rant didn’t include other famous violent scenes from other media. I think you should incorporate a scene where the main character orders a hit of his own brother like in Godfather II. Or like that scene in Casino where they smash the guy’s hand with a hammer. The trick will be to figure out how to video game it up and to divorce it from reality. That’s the tough part. Because any context destroys the point of your crime simulator. Oh and can it have more sex, that’s the best part of the video games?

Please don’t lock me up!

Carl Ballard

P.S. Seriously, I’m far to pretty to go to prison.