It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dug around the archives and found a genuine gem that should give y'a a truly excellent groooaaannn!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, AND I've tried every sort of marinade. I simply can't cannot seem to get them tender."