The Party will be Delayed

First we hear that Congress set aside twenty million dollars for the “end of war” party. Well thank goodness we have that kind of money to spare for something like that. Wouldn’t want the war to end and not have sufficient funds for a celebration, would we?

I know that has been on my mind since this war started. I kept wondering how will we celebrate the end of it? We’ll need a cake of course and balloons too. Cocktails and soft drinks. Hey, how about a band?

Now it looks like we’ll have to wait a bit longer to throw the party because we have had to stand down up to seven hundred Iraqi policemen because they may be linked to death squads. Which of course means that American troops will have to stand up for them and take on their duties.

Party hats are put on hold for now.