I know you have waited all week for me to grace you with my wisdom. Hoping beyond hope that I had yet to tire of sorting through all the letters that were mistakenly mailed years too soon. Once again I feel it behooves me to give out the advice that should have been given years ago.
(originally answered incorrectly in DC'sYoung Romance # 157)
In my experience there are two kinds of men. Men that like aggressive, short skirt, hooker shoe wearing woman that are more likely to push them into a chair and straddle them than they are to ask to see a profit and loss report.
Then there are the gays.
The gays are more fun. They make for far less drama and are WAY more fun to shop with.
Test the first theory and if that doesn't work, ask how he likes your shoes.
Dear E.F.,
In my experience there are two kinds of men. Men that like aggressive, short skirt, hooker shoe wearing woman that are more likely to push them into a chair and straddle them than they are to ask to see a profit and loss report.
Then there are the gays.
The gays are more fun. They make for far less drama and are WAY more fun to shop with.
Test the first theory and if that doesn't work, ask how he likes your shoes.
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